Talk about funny sentences that others must comment and praise
Talk about funny sentences that others must comment and praise
★, The boss came to tears
★ 、 Fall down, get up and cry again
★, two is a kind of beauty.
★ 、 Don't pay attention to me and make me too late to dodge.
★, life is terrible, but fortunately I am cute.
★, I understand the truth, but I just don't listen.
★ 、 Don't take medicine if you are sick, aren't you sick?
★ 、 Blame me for being too young.
★ 、 You can see why Africa is famine.
★, chickens are called in the morning in the countryside, and chickens are called in the city at night!
★, I'm not a bone, I can't let every dog chase.
★, Everyone has an indestructible line of defense
★, busy, talk about something, and talk about everything.
★, The user you called has not installed QQ. . . . . .
★ Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen, and ghosts also listen.
★, what's wrong with you? Say it and make everyone happy!
★ 、 Chinese Valentine's Day, the romantic thing that has to be romantic is that the couple gets rained on the street
★, now I feel that washing my hair and not running outside the next day is a waste of resources ...
★, I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stamp my feet when I'm fine every day.
★, I've heard one of the most damn words in history. He's a woman! !! Haha
★, I hate old fried dough sticks, a pair of vegetables, vegetarian noodles, three in a cage, and seven
★, like people will always appear when you do not wash your hair for three days and two days.
★. When I took the test, I wanted the salted fish to turn over the pot. His grandma didn't expect to stick it.
★, A woman holds a mop in one hand, holds a child in one hand, and stares at me.
★, Valentine's Day is here, walking on the street, single is king, single is the focus.
Send a funny comment to others in the circle of friends: What is young? Who has never been young? Are you old
★, every time I want to study hard, work hard, and then kneel under the pomegranate skirt of the computer phone!
★, too sane people will definitely miss the chance of going astray, and the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistake
★, Nowadays, all the children have gone to Valentine's Day, and the remaining group of young people spend their children's day all day.
★, August, make a simple pig, be peaceful and persistent, humble and fearless, and arch your favorite cabbage.
★, man is restrained by freedom. Women are bored with him even if he is good. Men like to have freedom. This is true.
★, Do not believe the truth in the lyrics. In order to compose rhymes, they can write everything!
★, the highest state of being a woman-set to Gao Fushuai, the highest state of being a man-can also be set to Gao Fushuai.
★, the boss will not go to work without a call and will call. Hello there! Stop service today, please call again tomorrow!
★ 、 Before speaking, listen first; Think before responding; Earn before consuming; Try before you quit.
★ 、 Put all the unhappy things together, knead, knead, knead, knead into a ball, and then throw it away.
★, The saddest thing is not that you were born, I died, but that the bus came, and I was still crossing the road, and when I arrived, it was gone
★, I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance, and a psychological transformer!
★. Today, I took a bus to work, and people were a little crowded. As soon as I got up, I heard a woman shouting, "Your mom, step on me." The whole car was shocked. . .
★, A Lamborghini just drove past me and splashed me with water. At that time, I vowed that when I was rich, I must buy a raincoat of my own.
★, everyone will ride a bicycle with one hand or let go with both hands, but who will ride with both hands crossed? Huh? No, I will teach you when I have removed the plaster from my legs.
★, there was a boy in the class that had very little strength, but he couldn't beat the girls in the class. Everyone laughed at him, not knowing that he had touched the hands of more than 20 girls in the class.
★, the weather is cold, pay attention to the body, one ring undress, two ring cold drinks, three ring shower, four ring cold, five ring hair, six ring picky eaters, seven ring excessive diet spicy. Have you remembered the eight commandments?
★, I envy two girls, one is a good thief in the game, the other is a game pit one but will be coquettish, I belong to the middle, and the pit will not coquettish, but I curse very.
★, husband and wife, worked hard, and then bought a sea view villa, repaying the mortgage every day under great pressure, leaving early and returning late. Then the most thing their nanny does every day is to hold their dog to watch the sea and drink coffee on the balcony.
★ 、 Ordinary youth: When it snows, I can accompany my girlfriend to a snowball fight. Gao Shuaifu: I can meet a lot of girls in the snow again. Poor and frustrated: It's snowing, and I can make a snowman to accompany me. Second force youth: Snow mixed with sugar is really delicious.
★ 、 Remember when I was in elementary school, one day my mother asked me if you could climb that tree? I said: Yes, I'm afraid I can't get down. "It's okay, there's a mother here." So I spent nine cattle and two tigers to finally climb up, and then she went to Grandma Li's house to play mahjong with ease for an afternoon.
★, I remember when I was in elementary school, I often liked to kiss the most beautiful little girl in the class and quickly ran away. I kissed her not because she was beautiful, but because her boyfriend was a school hunk. I like that kind of pro After running, I was chased for a week, and death was like the wind, often accompanying me.
★ 、 The king was away on business and was afraid that the queen would be derailed, so a mechanism was installed under the queen, and everything that was put in would be cut off. When he returned, he found that the little JJ under him was gone. There was only a small JJ of the soldier still. Rewarding him, the soldier was speechless with excitement.
★, It ’s been a year since the former expatriate, and today he sent me a photo of a beautiful woman with long hair. I was so angry that I almost cried and called him directly: "Fuck, is there a new love? Look at the rotten worm! "He was silent for a while, explaining to me:" No, people went to Thailand, this is people! "
★, the real goddess has nothing to do with beauty. It was a tension released from the heart after going through the world. Even if a woman with a rich heart is not beautiful, do not have a beauty. When a woman really gets rid of the restrictions on her appearance, she can really reach a spiritual beauty. At this point, no one can stop her light! That's right, that person is me.
★, it ’s late at night to see if there are any cute corpses under your bed, if there are any people hidden in the closet, if there is any blood leaking from the ceiling, if there are a few shadows in the door slits, if there is a mirror in the toilet Beautiful girl with long hair, whether there is a corroded face near the pillow, be sure to lock the door, combing your hair in the middle of the night will attract ghosts, dear ones, and finally wish you a good dream.
★ 、 Tell everyone a good project, do n’t tell others after watching it, you will be suffocating your hair, you will need a block of treatment for rabies vaccine, you do n’t need to fight again within two years, two years is a day, if you go out and let the dog bite once, you can bite it once, The owner of the dog will give you a dollar, in addition to the cost in two years, you can earn yuan! It's another way of earning a living. You can't do it without you, only you can't think of it! Remember: don't look for big dogs, you'll be finished when you die!
★, after work, wait for my husband to pick me up, but I arrived half an hour late, I got a little angry after getting in the car, I ignored him, and kept playing with my phone ... After a while, the phone rang. Phone? I answered the phone, and the husband on the phone asked, "Where are you going?" I looked up at the big brother who drove the car, and immediately shouted, "Stop! Who are you?" The big brother who drove also looked I glanced and shouted, "Look! My wife-in-law ..."
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